Collings and Herrin - Podcast 140

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🗓️ 17 November 2010

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

In Podcast 140, or 192 if you're counting, probably, and somebody is, inaccurately, we celebrate the forthcoming Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton by recreating their now iconic pose in our photograph, even though there's no chance of us ever seeing our own engagement through to fruition, or appearing on I'm A Celebrity ... Get Me Out Of Here, unless the producers reconsider the rules of remuneration to include Richard's Kate Middleton-based caveat. With a weight off his shoulders, and elsewhere, Richard - used the supernatural powers of his Cursed Ring - attempts to claw back his comedy crown from the newly-insane Andrew - does he succeed? Or does he just muck about on the Internet while not paying attention? And could he answer questions on Celebrity Mastermind on the specialist subject of Anything Andrew Has Said On Today's Podcast? You decide.

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0:00.0	I've got something to ask you Andrew if we've been together for a long time now and I was
0:05.9	wondering will will you marry me do me the honor of marrying me in marriage.
0:12.5	Only if you mark that engagement with your dead mother's engagement.
0:18.8	I will.
0:19.8	I've got a next thing I was going to say I have a cursed ring for you.
0:23.0	I've got two rings.
0:25.0	You actually got a cursed ring.
0:26.0	I've got a cursed ring which you will have to wear.
0:30.0	It may have evil powers.
0:32.0	So I'm not saying that.
0:33.1	You see that is a problem for me I must admit.
0:35.2	But hey, it might not be for somebody else,
0:37.6	but it is for me.
0:38.3	So I'm afraid I must turn you down.
0:39.8	Okay.
0:40.8	It's a bit.
0:41.8	It's a little bit. I mean, it's nice in a way. It's a bit, it's a little bit, I mean it's nice in a way.
0:44.4	It's nice generally that two young people who seem to like each other.
0:47.6	You can give you a grandmother's engagement ring, but your mother's one and such an iconic one and such a tragic of just like I'm not a
0:55.5	superstitious person my mom is you know I wouldn't put that on though well
0:59.5	pretty well I'm pretty well I still wouldn't put that on.
1:04.4	I don't think it's the fact that his mother is dead.
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