Collings and Herrin - Podcast 137 - Live!

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🗓️ 28 October 2010

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Collings and Herrin Podcast 137, belated, comes from the Bristol Old Vic Jam festival. Recorded in front of a patient and helpful audience at the Studio, not the main theatre, because we were 'in the round' we opted to move around, a quarter at a time, every 15 minute, so as to spread ourselves out over the full circle of the audience. It was a lovely audience, a real living 'hive mind' Wikipedia - whose knowledge actually stretched to a man called John explaining the answer to Andrew's cryptic cross word clue (after the podcast), and man we called London Irish explaining everything else, including rugby. We had fun with the smiling San Diego hippo, Paul the octopus, the Guardian's arcane Paul The Octopus headline, Richard's insistence on imagining Tony Blair's signature on Cherie Blair's tits, the actual derivation of 'Bristol Jam' and the unexpected arrival of an actual Bristol astronaut. It's all great fun. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did.

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0:00.0	Hello there at home we're backstage at the Bristol Jam at the Bristol
0:04.1	Loves studio yes so do podcast 137 it's a live podcast in front of Bristol people
0:09.3	we've already been speaking to them and do not stand up.
0:13.4	And we don't know if there will be an astronaut in there filming.
0:15.9	There was an astronaut in there.
0:18.6	It's all very strange.
0:20.3	We worked at the Bristol Jam.
0:21.6	We thought it might be Jam, and then we thought it might be seaman,
0:24.0	then we realized Bristol Jam would have smas of course, the lactating, the stuff that comes out of a lactating
0:28.8	breast, a Bristol jam. A Bristol jam.
0:30.8	Yes, hopefully not too jam like. I like it jammy so we're just waiting for a greas.
0:35.0	When I drink lactate when I drink the milk from women's breasts I like it to be like
0:41.3	seeds in it.
0:42.3	Yeah, it'll see yeah that will be seed there will be seeds there. I like seeds in it. Yeah.
0:43.0	Little seeds.
0:44.0	There will be seeds.
0:45.0	They will got seeds in them by the time I'm finished with it.
0:47.0	So we just...
0:51.0	Little golly mugs on the side bit by the time you finish it. Don have little gollywogs on the side bit by the time you finish with it.
0:56.2	So this is a bit that there's stupid idiots of Bristol never get to hear because they're
0:59.4	idiots.
1:00.4	They're all idiots.
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