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The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

Collings and Herrin - Podcast 135 - Live!

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2010

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

In Podcast 135, recorded live at London's Bloomsbury Theatre, we began the show with an almost empty front row, which, after the interval, filled out a little bit, giving us some purchase on the audience, who were remarkably sweet, only booed Andrew twice, Tweeted heckles about our physical appearance, allowed us into their worlds, made 'some noise', and only one of them seemed to be concealing a weapon in a rustly carrier bag. Subjects ranged from Nazi helmets on sale in Turkey, Jeremy Clarkson's practical pump advice, Ed Milliband's look of constant surprise, the difference between a vague thought about the M40 and a theory about the M40, a certain advert for breast augmentation that's on Smooth FM, Richard's radical job interviewing technique for youth workers and the prospect of romance in a Chilean mine. Clearly, those who made the effort and paid 15 pounds had hours of exclusive content, but this is the meat and potatoes.

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's our five minute call has just come. We missed it. We're in the Bloomsbury dressing room, green room.

0:08.0

It's called the green room. There are lots of

0:12.0

that we have doing various things.

0:13.5

Andrew's in the distance.

0:14.5

I don't know if you can hear him.

0:15.9

We're looking at the posters, Jason Manford there.

0:19.0

Piers Broznan.

0:19.9

There's a punch on a dentist poster from a long time ago.

0:22.3

I don't know if it is that long ago though,

0:24.0

I think it's quite a recent tour.

0:25.0

It looks like a really old photo.

0:26.0

There's a picture of Jimmy Carr with a hit-and-stash

0:28.0

that I think predated my attempts to get him to have a hit-massas.

0:32.0

The chair on the way.

0:34.0

What?

0:35.0

I have no soul.

0:36.0

Oh, that's horrible.

0:38.0

He does have a soul, I have was.

0:40.0

And so I think it must be real.

0:41.0

And it says joke thief instead of joke technician.

0:43.8

I'm just we're just reporting I don't agree with any of these sentiments.

0:47.9

It's a nasty thing to do in the nice.

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