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The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

Collings and Herrin - Podcast 131 - Edinburgh 2010 #10

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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News, Collings, Herring, Guide, Podcast, Comedy, Collins, British, And, Podcasts, Herrin, Andrew, Newspaper, Richard

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2010

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

In the final live Collings and Herrin Podcast from the GRV in Edinburgh, we go out in a significant lack of style. We should have ended it after 130, but no, it was almost as if we were committed to do 131, and treated it as just that: an obligation, with no joy or narrative denouement whatsoever, despite a big pile of prizes for the nicest audience members, including a Millie's Cookies loyalty card, an Apostrophe (whatever that is) loyalty card, a McDonald's loyalty card and a Piemaker loyalty card. Andrew gets booed again for mentioning the name of M*ddy - par for the course, now - Richard is sexually frustrated by the lack of women in the front row and is forced instead to imagine having a strawberry tattooed in a private place and smearing it with clotted cream, and we unearth a single X-Factor fan in our audience, and four Top Gear fans, one of whom is female. It's either the best one yet, or the worst, and certainly our last for a long, long while. So tuck in.

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0:00.0

Yeah, testing it. They had a bit of problems with my garage brand just now, so who knows what might happen?

0:07.0

To the best of us, as well as the worst of us.

0:11.0

I disagree.

0:13.0

My male's doing that usual thing again, just mark everything as unread again.

0:18.0

Um...

0:22.0

What?

0:23.0

Let's give a plug to the band of...

0:25.0

A day on stage.

0:26.0

Do you on stage?

0:27.0

Cool.

0:28.0

Why not?

0:29.0

Why not?

0:30.0

What's he ever done for us?

0:32.0

Let's do it to 30,000 and 80 people.

0:35.0

What's he ever done to us?

0:37.0

Don't know if you want, in case you're going to forget.

0:39.0

He's made a sound nice and look nice.

0:42.0

He hasn't done a thing he is a useless cunt. He's been

0:47.3

low maintenance easy to get on with. That's what you say. Reliable.

0:53.0

Yes, thanks to Linz.

0:55.0

Hey, you know what is like in song that you...

0:57.0

Is in a band called Sector Rouge.

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