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The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

Collings and Herrin - Podcast 13

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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News, Collings, Herring, Guide, Podcast, Comedy, Collins, British, And, Podcasts, Herrin, Andrew, Newspaper, Richard

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2008

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Will out thirteenth podcast be unlucky? Yes, if you don't want to hear Andrew talking about Lion Man, but no, if you want to hear Richard trying to talk about pandas' hands and why Cherie Blair had to 'put out' on her first date with Tony Blair in 1976. What has Andrew been controversially drinking? Two sips of caffeine or alcohol? Find out inside!

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0:00.0

I've started mine already.

0:02.0

Can't start yours.

0:03.0

It's not a race.

0:04.0

We're backing this up on my computer

0:06.0

because last week Andrew Collins is rubbish,

0:09.0

Apple Mac.

0:10.0

My tiny computer, he needs a mat,

0:12.0

I'm a Mac, we're both Macs. I'm a PC you need a mat, I'm a mat. We're both Max. I'm a slightly bigger

0:14.7

mat. His went wrong and we nearly lost the entire podcast which was very

0:18.6

disappointed. We assumed we had for many hours. We did. We were both crying.

0:22.4

I had to go to Brighton because I was so sad.

0:24.4

You have to go to Brighton, have sex with the man in order to get over. But luckily, it was a man who

0:30.1

computers. And now you've just slandered the man who saves that. I haven't slanded him because

0:35.6

you know what? It's actually okay to be gay. You're living by the sons rules and the

0:42.3

mail where you have to confess to being gay or that it was a vicious slur.

0:46.8

It's not right to call someone who's gay straight or someone straight gay.

0:49.8

This bloke in Brighton, he was wrong, but luckily a bloke called Paul had already posted a message

0:55.6

on my blog telling me how to do it so we thank Paul for last week's I think we

0:59.6

fact him already online but I think we should thank him in our

1:02.6

thank you Paul.

1:03.6

Well you know it depends what you think it's a good or a bad thing.

1:05.8

I think he liked it or not but at least people have the choice deciding

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