Collings and Herrin - Podcast 128 - Edinburgh 2010 #7

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🗓️ 19 August 2010

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

With podcast 128, recorded live at the GRV in Edinburgh in front of a mute and frightened audience, we attempt to bring the whole enterprise crashing down around our ears, in an elaborate and more esoteric version of what Aberdeen's Dave Whitney did at the Canon's Gait gig to a punter at the bar. With Richard now embittered into a perverse version of humility after being bullied by Stewart Lee in his silver jubilee year and Andrew shattered by Richard's determination to break the first rule of improv and block any pathetic attempt at half a joke, they attempt to reintroduce a little tenderness into their relationship, with some casualties, notably those in the front row. Still, look at the size of that rat in Bradford! Only three more to go. It'll be fine.

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0:00.0	Hello, we're here in the backstage area started up a bit early today. It's going to be too long for us to talk. I did just start trying to do one when Andrew was out of the room, but then I decided it was too long and I thought Andrew would be longer in the toilet than he was.
0:14.0	Yeah, well, you know, it was a quick wee.
0:17.0	It was a nurse where it wasn't real one.
0:20.0	I was in the toilet just now and I went in the cubicle and when I was doing a witt I mean I could have been doing a poo in there
0:25.6	I wasn't but as I was weying I did a bit of a fart sometimes when you do a wee a bit of a fart comes out
0:32.2	why not where else in the world are you allowed to fart? do a bit of fart comes out. Why not?
0:33.0	Where else in the world are you allowed to fart?
0:35.0	But in a toilet pupil.
0:37.0	And one of the things you might do in there.
0:39.0	One of the men in there went, oh, it's a bit rude.
0:41.0	Did he?
0:42.0	Something like that. Oh, they're a bit just a bit of a bit of a bit rude. Did he? Something like that.
0:43.0	Oh, they were a bit easy.
0:44.0	And then I came out and I think it was invading my privacy.
0:48.0	I won't mention it in the show unless he makes trouble.
0:52.0	And then he came out and he said I hope it's not all going to be fart jokes today.
0:56.2	I was in their cubicle.
0:58.2	That was just a fart.
1:00.6	That wasn't that wasn't for public consumption.
1:03.0	Not directly.
1:06.0	Anyone going to enter a toilet after me would have consumed it.
1:09.0	It's impressive.
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