Collings and Herrin - Podcast 121

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🗓️ 28 July 2010

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

In number 121, our last podcast before Edinburgh - so a week off next week! - we catch up with the Russian parasailing donkey, come up with a porn name for Toy Story 3, create a Utopian vision of how the remake of The A-Team might unite parent and child, or parent and bag of sperm, investigate the embalming properties of Vocalzone pastilles, wonder what would happen if Russell Brand became locked to Richard's girlfriend in death and Richard got off with Katy Perry at their joint funeral, and keep Richard's exhaustion at bay by arguing about whether or not he should wait until he's Scotty's age before having a son and blasting his remains off into infinity and beyond.

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0:00.0	Tello. I thought you were going to count down. No, never. Two is Collins and Herrian episode two.
0:08.0	If only it was. It might be for somebody. Imagine that somebody listened last week having heard that there was a new podcast in town
0:13.8	where two people talk separately and listened to it last week and we were talking the same time
0:17.7	as each other.
0:18.7	Ruined it.
0:19.7	There's a little dead ladybird down here.
0:21.7	I hate that. I hate to see a dead lady. It's kind of a weird one.
0:24.8	It's a black and then with red spots. There's a lot more different kind of
0:27.4	spots going on in the ladybird world. What's that about? I think it's the heat.
0:30.7	It's the heat global warming. I still don't know why I think one didn't close.
0:34.8	Global warming has created new species of ladybirds.
0:36.7	Melted paint onto them.
0:38.0	Fucking out.
0:39.0	I think that's what it is, melted paint.
0:40.0	That's unbelievable.
0:41.0	See, you sound a little bit stuffed up, Richard.
0:43.6	I can't help them noticing.
0:45.3	I'm not entirely well again, though you seem to have dared to come into my house this time.
0:49.3	I think I'm now immune to whatever you had before.
0:52.0	I'm probably more contagious now than I was then.
0:54.2	Richard? I have just slightly overdone it I think again. I went to the gym and I've been carrying lots of
1:01.2	idiot. Carrying lots of programs around and dieting I've lost four kilos
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