Collings and Herrin - Podcast 107

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🗓️ 15 April 2010

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

In our 107th podcast, we weigh up the advantages and disadvantages of NHS versus private healthcare in terms of service, waiting time, cost at point of delivery, bedside manner, general machinery you can be hooked up to and the likelihood or not of a happy finish and the application of unguent. In other words, Richard has had a life-changing brush with mortality, and Andrew hasn't. There's a bit of the election, the paedo bikini, York City's youths, and the rabbit whisperer, and a joke about Patrick Moore that may or may not make it into Andrew's work-in-progress stand-up set. We also see who is the best author out of Richard, Andrew, Stuart Maconie, Stewart Lee and Emma Kennedy. (It is not Stewart Lee.)

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0:00.0	Hello, hello, hello. Is it on? Is it on? Is it on?
0:04.0	Do what happens when it goes to one.
0:06.0	Hello, hello, hello.
0:07.0	We'll see one spatter.
0:08.0	Yeah, one is good.
0:10.0	So one. Okay.
0:11.0	We can just carry on, shall we?
0:12.0	We start it?
0:13.0	I like that.
0:15.0	Okay, we were just testing to see which microphone setting we used.
0:18.0	People love that.
0:19.0	We haven't listened back though, it might be wrong.
0:20.0	I bet it looks right, doesn't it on there.
0:22.0	The little purple thing like a medical
0:26.0	thing. It's quite ironic. It is quite ironic. It's like a heartbeat on a medical...
0:30.4	It's good to be alive. That's all I can say I've been given a second chance and you have decided to change
0:35.4	I'm gonna be completely different I've realized I'm gonna mend my ways
0:41.3	I've been too commudging me. I was lying on the hospital table, my chest or shaved.
0:47.6	Look at that.
0:48.6	Look at that. Look at that. Shaved there. And thinking and I'm seeing what happened to tiny Andrew Collins if I died. and thinking about
0:54.0	and thinking, what, what happened to Tiny Andrew Collins if I died?
0:55.0	That's the main thing you were thinking about.
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