Collings and Herrin - Podcast 104

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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🗓️ 23 March 2010

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

We're back, after seven weeks of neglect, in the attic, for an old-school, EXPLICIT, rambling, music-free, plug-packed, topical Collings and Herrin podcast, in which we catch up with all those who have given us coffee-and-cake money, congratulate David and Samantha Cameron on the news of their forthcoming election victory, check out the filthy fingernails of the Antigues Roadshow expert Ben Wright (while showing off our own manicured digits) and ask the two burning questions: is it more humane to hang people than put them in prison? And can you milk a baby and make curry? Ah yes, business as usual.

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0:00.0	I forgot how to do it.
0:03.0	Wow, it's been sometime since we sat on this spoke,
0:07.0	stay in the sofa.
0:08.0	How many weeks is it again?
0:10.0	Let me just double check.
0:11.0	It was something like the 16th of February, the last time we did one.
0:14.0	That was week 7th.
0:15.0	It's over a month ago.
0:16.0	Yeah, we're now in week 14.
0:18.0	You know what? I'm really looking forward to telling you what a fucking cunt you are.
0:23.0	Every week on six music, I just want to go,
0:28.0	oh fuck off, you fucking idiot.
0:31.0	And I have to bite my tongue and go,
0:34.0	Yes, then then you reckon.
0:35.0	Surprised you've got
0:37.0	and tongue left
0:38.0	in the amount of tongue biting you have to do
0:40.0	on that program.
0:41.0	My, you have increased my radio skills over the last few Saturday mornings
0:45.4	as I have found ever more inventive ways to pretend to miss something down to some filthy
0:49.4	kind he made about seaman. The Turing shroud. What would you get really excited if it was the
0:56.7	Turing shroud? And I went yeah and you might need the towel. Yeah you might need
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