Collings and Herrin - Podcast 10
The Collings and Herrin Podcasts
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4.6 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2008
⏱️ 54 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So we have to make an announcement I think before we start. |
| 0:06.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:07.0 | I can no longer and will no longer be in any way or negative about the Daily Mail newspaper because they've asked me to write a review |
| 0:16.3 | for them for the mail on Sunday so it will be stupid on me wouldn't it to undermine the |
| 0:22.4 | authority I think that's that you've |
| 0:23.7 | The intellectual authority the man has you and it's the worst man the daily male man I |
| 0:28.9 | I'm writing something for the guardian I always slag the guardian off and I read |
| 0:31.6 | so do I actually I actually want to write. |
| 0:34.0 | They don't let me but I really want to. |
| 0:36.0 | I love the guardian. As you know it's my favorite paper. |
| 0:38.0 | One always slacks off that which one loves. |
| 0:40.0 | That's true. |
| 0:41.0 | But I think we have to make an announcement that I'm having some scaffolders in my attic again |
| 0:45.6 | and there's some scaffolders putting some scaffolding up on my house so if you're in the |
| 0:49.5 | just to we like to make them as much noise as possible just to annoy the people who don't like the |
| 0:53.2 | sound project. So if you hear any bangs or if a man comes up and says can I use the toilet, |
| 0:57.6 | then that's what that would be why. It's not because I've got... But that could be the boy that is |
| 1:02.1 | stepped over here with you last night. I, you know, I like sleeping with scaffold. If I was going to sleep |
| 1:05.6 | with a spook, it would be a scaffold. Yeah, because, yeah, that would be good. |
| 1:08.9 | Because if they had to get out quickly, they could get... I'm not saying I need help |
| 1:11.8 | with my erection or anything like that. |
| 1:13.2 | That's not that. I never thought of that. I didn't think I've lost my touch. |
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