Right. Hello, I am Andrew Collins.

Hello and I'm Richard Herring.

And we are Collings and Herring, a new double app that we've just formed about half an hour ago.

And this is our first podcast and the reason we're

doing it is because when we were on the radio together, which is now a long time ago, we

used to review the papers on a Sunday and it was good fun and we liked it. and then it took us off air. We were

taken off air because Richard used to talk about a pedophilia too much.

That's not true. You're allowed to talk about it. But there was some... That's not why they took us off. They took us

because you were rubbish. They took me off and therefore you. Yes, unfortunately I was

I was pulled off and so was Richard. So we haven't seen each other since and we obviously got a lot

catching up to do but what we're going to try and do is recreate those golden

times. Yes except we're in my house. Except we're in his house which is

brilliant. I've never been in his house before because we're not

friends, just colleagues. Which is why I haven't seen him since last year. And so Richard,

before we get to the papers which are laid out in front of us, what have you been doing?

It's the year 2008. I have given that proves this is live.

Yeah.

Except it's recorded.

Oh, so you could have said that anytime.

How would I have known which year it was?

I've been, I've given up drinking as the main thing for this year.

It's about 32 days now, isn't it?

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