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The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

Collings and Herrin - Christmas Podcast: The Perfect Twelve

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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News, Collings, Herring, Guide, Podcast, Comedy, Collins, British, And, Podcasts, Herrin, Andrew, Newspaper, Richard

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2008

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

In this special one-off Christmas podclash, we join Phill Jupitus and Phil Wilding in their posh studio for The Perfect Twelve: four men and a hat, discussing twelve festive things, including Christmas films, Christmas foodstuffs, Christmas carols and outfits we'd like to see Christmas turkeys wearing. All powered by one warm can of Carlsberg. Note: this is the lo-fi, extra-length Collings and Herrin version, recorded on a laptop; the studio version - shorter and properly miked and equalised and everything - is available from the usual Phill and Phil outlets. Collect 'em all!

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0:00.0

That's it. This is the, this is the, is it steamy in here or is that just an illusion?

0:06.6

It feels steamy. We're steaming up the windows.

0:10.4

The thing is, you put the AC on and it's a steam of good humour.

0:15.0

Alpha males.

0:17.0

Anyway, see where we are.

0:19.0

All right.

0:20.0

Let's make it...

0:21.0

No, but this is quite good just because people are going.

0:23.6

There's this.

0:24.6

Yeah, well, this is the Collins and herring version of the Perfect 12.

0:30.6

Yes.

0:31.6

With Andrew and Richard and Phil and Phil.

0:32.8

Are you rolling?

0:33.8

Yeah, this is our laptop version.

0:35.9

So we are in the most amazing high-tech studio here.

0:41.3

Proper studio with knobs and bells and whistles and this is just the old laptop that we use every week

0:45.8

and it is now recording us and this will also be recorded on proper microphones through proper

0:50.3

machinery in about two minutes time.

0:53.5

So you'll be able to download either.

0:54.9

Because it'll both.

0:56.5

It'll have your one will have these weird pauses

0:58.9

when we have the little stings and we're all in their headphones.

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