Collings and Herrin - Christmas Podcast: The Perfect Twelve 2010

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🗓️ 22 December 2010

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

In a tradition that now stretches back to 2008, we join festive forces with the heavily bearded Messrs Phill Jupitus and Phil Wilding for a Festive 12: that is, an overmanned Christmas edition of their now rarer-than-a-corncrake Perfect 10. In this special, extended, laptop-recorded version of what will be an exquisitely studio-recorded and probably edited audio event, offers pretty much the same, except with about 15 minutes at either end of us getting into character in an airless booth in Central London. If you prefer a more professional podcast, download it via USP or iTunes as Phill and Phil's Festive 12. If you prefer Andre 'the Towel Thief' Vincent's stings to be heard via our headphones ie. not at all, you've come to the right outlet. There's stuff about bad behaviour and awful Christmas films and heartache and abuse, and it's the perfect way to get into the Christmas mood. Merry Christmas, one and all, from all of us.

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0:00.0	My cock for it if you like.
0:02.0	Wow, that's a great start.
0:05.0	That's a great start.
0:06.0	Get your enormous penis into my mouth,
0:08.0	Richard, and B.
0:09.0	And B, like any of your clothes would fit me.
0:13.0	It's like a college take this clothes off to the floor.
0:17.0	Oh, it's hot in here.
0:18.0	It is.
0:19.0	White heat of expectation.
0:20.0	Take up all your clothes.
0:21.0	If you fancy a massive bit of chocolate family guy man that's how much is left
0:24.6	you got sent round to the breakfast show I don't I suspect we probably just look at it and
0:27.8	never touch it is a bell refuge it's there I'm gonna put this on this side
0:31.8	and hope that it works.
0:33.0	Then you got the questions, but I haven't.
0:37.0	I haven't. I haven't. I've got them on my computer, but...
0:39.0	I've got them written down here on a piece of paper.
0:41.0	Yes, Charlie, I sent them. I'm going to take a picture first because we forgot last year.
0:45.0	And we didn't have a picture.
0:46.0	Have we got where they listened?
0:47.0	So do we not?
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