Collie's State Of The Union | Ep. 66

Collie's 10 minute pod

Colum Tyrrell

Comedy

4.8 • 599 Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Collie's addressing the State of the Union in this weeks episode of The Colum Tyrrell Podcast. In Colum's address he talks about The Grammy's this past weekend and shares his feelings about celebrities like Harry Styles, Jennifer Lopez, The Rock and more.

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0:00.0	All right, so that's finance.
0:01.2	What else would we go?
0:03.1	Election fraud was one of them they're going to discuss. No, I'm not going to keep that. I like that. That's good. I like election fraud. And then the other one was climate change. That's like, that's like fucking geek shit, man. I'm not getting into that. What's like, I'm not getting involved in geek shit. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. How do you even know what temperature it is?
0:02.4	Like, let's start there.
0:03.2	What do we talk? I'm not getting involved in geek shit. Yeah, so I'm saying.
0:21.9	How do you even know what temperature it is? Like, let's start there. What are we talking about? Why? This is funny. Because mercury expands in a tube. I don't know what the fuck temperature is, but you figured it out somehow. Leave that again. Yeah, leave that to the nerds. I'm not to have my own little Dr. Fauci, but he's brown, so people trust him.
0:20.6	Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, before we get... Leave that again. Yeah, leave that to the nerds. I'm not to have my own little Dr. Fauci, but he's brown, so people trust him.
0:40.1	Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, before we get going with the podcast today, don't forget you can support this podcast by heading over to Patreon.com slash column turtle where you can get a backlog of all the previous episodes plus an extra episode every week.
0:52.4	That starts as little as just $5 a month. Wow,
0:56.1	that's nada, nothing, zilch, etc. Head off the patreon.com.com slash column terell. Help support
1:04.3	the podcast. I appreciate you guys. All you freebie be bebies out there who've been listening
1:09.8	every week. I got merch over there at columbtiral
1:11.8	dot com check that out but i'm on the road i've got dates collie headliner it's the year of the
1:16.6	headliner um i've got dates coming up in austin texas february 24 and 25th in march 10th new york
1:24.1	city i'm hosting midnight circus i've talked've talked to you guys about this already.
1:28.1	It's a variety show. It's at the stand. It starts at midnight. It's going to be the most weird fucking night of your life. Big Jay Oakson's on the lineup. Lewis J. Gomes is on the lineup. Tim Butlerley's on the lineup. Plus a whole lot of weird secret stuff going to happen. We're all going to be on shrooms.
1:25.0	It's going to get weird.
1:26.4	Get your tickets to that.
1:27.2	It's going to sell out soon.
1:28.5	Dan, for the weekend ofrooms. It's going to get weird. Get your
1:44.5	tickets to that. It's going to sell out soon. Then for the weekend of St. Patrick's Day, I'm in San Diego
1:49.2	at Mike Drop Comedy, March 16th. Then on St. Patrick's Day in Los Angeles at the Comedy
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