The beautiful, beautiful sound, really.

Yeah, we're talking about a lot of bad stuff this episode.

We're talking about a TikTok ban very later on, but also, of course, the biggest story this week is the protests on college campuses, which we will get to.

But I want to start off with two beyond parody stories, stories that flew under the radar.

One of them is from a little while ago that we never got to that did fly under the radar. One of them is from a little while

ago that we never got to that did fly under the radar. And the other would have, I think,

been the biggest news if students weren't getting brutalized on their own campuses this last week.

Totally understandable. That does overshadow a lot of things that are going on. Yeah, yeah.

So I want to start with a story out of Missouri back from the beginning of March,

but one that could develop into the summer,

especially as we are quickly approaching Pride Month in June.

Okay, word.

So we're back on our trans panic shit.

In Missouri, they've taken, I'll say, quite a stance on pronouns.

Ah.

So let's get into it.

Representative Jamie Ray Gregg in Missouri introduced a piece of legislation in March that would make it a felony for a teacher to use a student's preferred pronouns or preferred name in the classroom.

Oh my God.

A felony to use pronouns.

Yeah.

I think I saw this. Doesn't it also put you on

the sex offender registry? Yes. My God. The national sex offender registry as well. Yeah. Way to make a

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