Welcome to the Andy Staples Show presented by Sling.

And it's time.

Alanister always pays his debts and I always pay off my bets.

And I bet Ari that Alabama would cover the spread against Texas.

They did not, which means I got to consume this bottle of Bijan Mustardson, which is

Bijan Robinson's Dejan Mustard, if you didn't already know, before the end of this

broadcast.

Ari's here. Nicole Auerbach's here. All the stars are out. Guys, you may have to do a lot of talking during this show, so I hope you're ready. Yeah, I mean, depending on how long you're like, depending on your strategy, it just might be a Nicole and Ari show today. Because I heard something about a pretzel delivery. So if you're going to be putting it on something.

Yeah, look at this.

That's my cheek coat.

The pretzels look so good, too.

Is this like a local spot?

Is this a chain?

Like, where do we order pretzels from?

No, this is at the grocery store.

These are actually pretzel hot dog buns.

But I figured they could cover a lot of mustard. Did you heat them up? I did. Okay, good. So you could just pour mustard into the middle, like where you would put a hot dog? I could and eat it like a dog. I am going to try not to. I want to try to do this in the spirit in which it was intended. If I need to, I will. I have not really eaten anything today. That is not a strategy by me. That is, I do the intermittent fasting, so normally I don't eat until like 11 a.m. or noon. But you can't break intermittent fasting with mustard. Well, we may try. You're zero calories zero calories. You sure, you sure can.

I think you can actually eat mustard during intermittent fasting.

Oh, you can.

There's no calories.

I'm just, I'm not worried about the calories.

I am worried about how this is going to affect an empty stomach.

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