Good morning, everybody. Welcome in, all up, Benis, fresh off the first real night of college football

Thursday. I was up late watching, well, actually, real talk, I fell asleep at like 1130, but I dozed off

watching Wisconsin. I was flipping back and forth between the Wisconsin game, Wisconsin and Miami, Ohio.

I made some dreadful bets last night.

I feel like I was betting just for the sake of betting.

And then the one that I'm really mad about myself on is this Dylan Riola, who, look, we all despise this guy because he's cos-playing Patrick Mahomes, right? So they call him mini Mahomes, but he's just a weirdo that's totally cosplaying the guy. Like, if this were like a chick obsessed with a dude, we'd say he's a fucking lunatic. But because he's this dude obsessed with Patrick Mahomes, people find it endearing. If I were Patrick Mahomes, I'd find it creepy

as shit. Now, if this were like an eight-year-old kid doing this, remember when we were kids

and we would all mimic the batting stance of our favorite player? Like, I remember when I was a kid

playing baseball, Mark McGuire was the shit, right? So you'd go up there and you would do kind of his

crouched stance, not like

a Bagwell crouch that's like really pronounced, but a crouch stance. And he did that move

where he wiggled the bat back and forth between his legs, but like just moving his wrists,

you know, like he was swinging his whole arm, it was just the wrist going back and forth.

And you'd mimic that. Or I'd mimic Jim Edmund's batting stance with kind of like the wide, left-handed

stance with a sexy upper cut swing.

Or Griffey, you would do the stance that was more of a straight-up stance.

Not totally straight up.

But like, everybody did that.

When you were a kid, you would mimic your favorite players in everything like

jordan tell me what fucking kid on the planet in the 90s wasn't doing the tongue wag you couldn't

find a kid that wasn't doing the tongue wag but it's a totally normal thing for like an eight year

old kid to want to be their favorite player or like shoot fadeaway jumpers like

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