What is up, Hotties? Welcome back to another episode of Stay Hot. I'm Bladen Kirk,

Twin, as always, by my two favorite co-hosts of all time in Matthew Spanauer and Theo Ash. We have a great

episode of playing with you all today. We're going to recap the college football playoff games

that happened on New Year's Eve, as well as talk about some of the teams that got

eliminated from the NFL playoffs on New Year's Day. Before we get into all that, Matt Theo.

How are you guys doing today? I'm pretty good. I've had a crazy last 24 hours, a crazy beginning

of 2023, because I celebrated down like an hour south of Flagstaff and the thing about

Arizona is it's northern Arizona is it's all mountains like you have to drive down the mountain

to get anywhere from Flagstaff yeah so new year's happens and I'm driving back up to flag this morning

and I'm in a Volkswagen golf which is two-wheel drive.

And the situation really deteriorates, like the weather situation.

And this blizzard kind of kicks up.

And like, it's really like I'm the middle of a blizzard, two-wheel drive, driving up a mountain.

And the car can't make it anymore. Like, my wheels are spinning. I'm in the middle of the highway, and my wheels start spinning, and I'm not going anywhere, because it's not getting any traction up this mountain. So I'm like, what the hell do I do, right? Like, this is not good at all. Like, there are people in the ditch everywhere to the left

and right of me. I'm stuck. I go into reverse and then just kind of try to slide back the other way

and then just kind of slid down the mountain back to where I came from. So I couldn't get back

home. And I've't get back home.

And I've just been in the house, this house at Pine.

And, yeah, where I was.

So spent New Year's.

So we're bawling.

Common stoic Theo, you know.

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