It's touch table on some football, I presume, unless one of you two have something interesting.

David, music, please.

David, your voice sounded extra sultry there.

Rico.

All right, gentlemen, I got a couple of questions and items that have happened in the world of sports, especially college football.

Oh, great.

Mike, I'm just going to lead it off with this.

We've been talking about the Big Ten and Big Ten leader, Tony Petiti.

Well, I guess yesterday in Charlotte, he proposed a college football expansion.

Not to 16 teams, Mike.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Tony Petiti actually got up and said,

how about a 2014 playoff concept?

Check, please.

Granting four automatic qualifiers to the power four teams, two to the highest,

ranked non-power five power four teams, and six at-large selections.

Spoken like a true TV executive scumbag that he is.

I mean, where was Tony? Where did he make his bones? Fox. I'm sorry. Honestly, why is the Big Ten still hiring this, man? You really should just go ahead and sever ties and just hand him a note. Tony, it was real. We don't need you. Well, I mean, it was nice that he was, you know, drinking Michigan's bathwater.

Look, again, go ahead and make it 24 teams. You'll have five lost teams in. I mean, I'm being a little hyperbolic, but you'll have four lost teams in. What's the point? No, no. At this point, you're probably looking at some three lost teams. because if everybody gets

four automatic qualifiers

well no you're right because the ACC

pretty probably looking at some three lost teams. Because if everybody gets four automatic qualifiers, well, no, you're right, because the ACC is pretty bad. No, no. Thank you. It's not just a hat rack. Stand down. Look, continue the marquee. Continue the descent into Middle Earth. No, the answer is no to any of it. I don't want to go to 16. I had to double check fellas when I read this and was like,

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