Hey, Barstool listeners, you can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All righty. Welcome in, mostly hoops. We got Mark Titus Danubeer's white boy, Rick, and myself here. Got a lot to discuss today. Great night of basketball last night. We've got St. John's Yukon tonight. We got Michigan State Purdue on Thursday. We got Michigan. Titus, there's too much good basketball.

There's so much good basketball tape. So much good basketball. And for those of us in relationships, it gets hard this time of year. It gets hard when the wife is like, hey, we've watched basketball 18 days in a row. You think maybe we could watch Real Housewives when I say, bitch? I say, bitch. It is Yukon St. John's tonight. You think we're watching Real Housewives tonight? Dana, where do you stand on it? Like tomorrow night, Thursday night, you would think, okay, that could be my one night off night. You got Michigan State at Purdue on the cock. I know.

I'm at the point where I don't I don't say bitch to my wife, by the way. I feel bad about that.

I'm at the point where my wife's putting in headphones when we're laying in bed with our TV on,

um, watching her shows and I feel horrible about it, but I'm like, I have to see if AJ DeBantzlick and Emon is back. Even like last night was not exactly an eye-popping slate going into the, I mean, there were obviously a lot of the good teams were playing, but there wasn't anything you were circling as like, oh, that's must watch. And then all of a sudden, Baylor, Arizona is just like, there was like a 10-minute stretch where it was the best basketball I've seen all season. It was crazy.

I think my girlfriend is most upset that Ohio State's on the bubble because you can watch your top 10

matchups. Why do we have to stay up and watch UCLA USC last night to see if someone can get kicked off the line?

I don't have a girlfriend. What's that? This is why I don't have a girlfriend by choice.

So I can watch college basketball.

All right. Well, the theme of today's show, and we will talk about everything. We've got some good mostly. We got some good hoops. But it is mid-major Wednesday. We told you guys this was coming. It was actually supposed to be mid-major Monday, but we had too much stuff.

White boy Rick has spent the last three days of his life with his notebook getting notes on the top mid-major teams to discuss.

Well, I procrastinated and I was up until 3 a.m. last night.

But we did it.

I got at least one team for every conference to discuss.

Oh, wow.

We're ready to go.

Wow.

All right.

Even like the swag. We got the swag. We got the Swack. We got the America East. Wow. We got everything. I did. I tasked. We'll spend more time on some than others, but you didn't need to say you procrastinated. You could have just been like, yeah, I'm ready. I got a no. Okay. I know. I know. That's what I'm saying. It's all that matters. Could have been like I showed up and I'm ready. Do we meet the deadline? You did. So we showed up and we're ready.

That's what I'm saying. It could have been like I showed up and I'm ready.

Do we meet the deadline?

You did.

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