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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Colleen Green, Mary Holland, Kevin Dorff, Horatio Sanz

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2017

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Colleen Green and the Split Split High Five - Special musical guest Colleen Green joins Mary Holland, Kevin Dorff, Horatio Sanz, and Matt Besser for this week's improv4humans. Colleen's songs inspire scenes about impressing your disco friends, a child only capable of older references, and having a tough time in calendar class. Later, we find out what really goes on at a mayonnaise factory and why throwing your money away is the most punk rock thing to do. This episode is sponsored by CNN's The History of Comedy and The Harold Ramis Film School.

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0:00.0

The mysterious secrets of Uncle Bertie's botanarium is back for season two.

0:07.5

Jemaine Clement, from Flight of Concord returns of Lord Joseph Banks, with all new adventures

0:16.1

and season two in the new season we rejoin the crew of the fortitude on the quest to find

0:22.0

the source of our pleasure in the world, called one of the best scripted podcasts by

0:26.5

Havie Club. Uncle Bertie is a hilarious comedy adventure in the tradition of,

0:31.0

I'm Auntie Bython, find out more here in episode for free at Uncle Bertie.com, Uncle

0:37.8

Bertie Bython, find out more here at Uncle Bertie bython.com, Uncle Bertie.com

1:02.8

And the dark streets shine at the everlasting light. The hopes and fears of all the years

1:16.3

are met in me tonight.

1:22.3

That's Little Mary Holland. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Christmas special of improv

1:29.4

for humans with Matt Besser, that's me, that was Little Mary Holland, Kevin Dorf,

1:39.4

Mary Ratio, Sans, Merry Christmas everybody, and our special featured guest, Colleen Green.

1:47.7

Welcome to the show Colleen. Thank you. Okay, I'm going to use my real voice now. Colleen,

1:53.8

what a treat to Havie here. I'm a big fan. We've had many musicians here, but

1:59.4

like I was saying to Brett, this may be one of our most rock and not me, Lick, Dr.

2:04.4

Katar. Yeah, sounds great. That sound check. I can't wait. But what we do folks is she's

2:11.4

going to play a song, and then we'll probably do one or two scenes off of that song. Sometimes

2:16.9

we'll ask her about a lyric. Sometimes we'll just launch right into a scene. We'll see

2:20.1

what happens. But Colleen, what are we going to start with? Let's start with here it comes.

2:27.1

All right. I'm nervous because I have to follow that rendition of what I don't blame

2:32.6

me for being nervous. But look, you know, we have different styles.

3:02.6

Please, let that be, the 7338. Please, please, please let that be.

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