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All Things Internet's podcast

Colleen Failed at 20 Questions

All Things Internet's podcast

Rachel Ballinger

Comedy

4.86.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2019

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

My birthday happened! And now it's Jessica's birthday! But also this week, funny tweets happened, Snapchat tried it, and Warby Parker sponsored us! WarbyParker.com/AllThingsInternet. Also Colleen comes in and joins us half way through and FAILED at 20 questions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to All Things Internet. I am your host, Rachel Ballinger. And I am here with my

0:06.5

mom. Say hi, mom. Hi. How are you today, mom? Oh, recovering from that wild bashy

0:12.7

through last night. I had my birthday party this weekend. My birthday was Friday. I had

0:19.2

a low-key birthday. But then I had through an epic birthday party yesterday, which was

0:24.2

Sunday. Yeah. Paul, and I had to take my retainers out of my mouth. I forgot they were

0:27.0

in mom, filled it out air. And it was so much fun. She had an Olympic themed and there

0:32.2

was prizes for everyone, but she had the prizes hidden. So no one knew you had to pick

0:36.0

out your prize one at a time. Rachel, take it from there. Because this family has an

0:39.9

issue with trying to manipulate other people to pick the prizes that they want them to

0:45.2

pick. Instead of picking your own prizes. We're competitive family. Yeah. So I made it so

0:51.0

you couldn't tell people what to get. It was great. It was so much fun. I had a lot of

0:56.9

fun. It was so, so much fun. I forgot to take a single picture or video. And Christopher

1:03.8

Christ for all. No, he did. Because he walked and he's like, should I phone this? I was

1:06.6

like, I'm not going to have time to film. So I need you to film it so that there is some

1:10.5

remembrance of this day. Rachel was the referee. I ref, I ref, full on ref outfit, whistle,

1:15.8

everything. I think I annoyed a lot of people with my whistle, but it was great. It had

1:19.4

fun. It was great. Yes. And happy birthday to, to Jessica. Yes, it's Jessica, my sister-in-law's

1:25.4

birthday today. She is a wonderful age old. She does not. She don't, she don't, she's

1:32.4

an agent. I don't think we need to talk about ages anymore. As the older I get, the more

1:36.1

I'm like, we don't need to discuss ages. No, unless they're underage, then that's an

1:40.2

important issue. So we have some holidays today, though, that Jessica shares. Happy dog

1:47.8

farting awareness day. I don't think you need to be aware of it. I think maybe people

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