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It is four minutes after 10. The text at the top of my inbox this morning says,

Hey, LBC, do you think you could have Sueuella Brahmnon again? It's been ages.

It has been suggested that sarcasm is the lowest form of where I've never really bought into that

theory. I enjoy a nice bit of sarcasm in the morning. Nothing sarcastic about what I'm about to say to you.

I don't know how long you've been kind enough or daft enough to listen to this program.

But if I say, I hate this topic, I really hate this topic, how confident would you be

you could have a fair crack at guessing what it is? I mean, to be fair, it's a bit of a clue,

given that I told you what we were going to be talking about, obliquely, obliquely in the little talk up before the 10 o'clock news. But I really hate this topic.

I hate this topic for a number of reasons. Some of them, if you like theoretical and academic,

some of them deeply personal. And by personal, I mean the response that the conversation can

provoke in individuals listening to this program, people i remember one from a long long

time ago do you ever wish you kept a diary so that you could actually have a sort of point of

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