I remember being in a Ferrari 575 Marinelli on the south coast of France and the main thing that I cared about was that I had to try and get one more baby belt into my mouth.

Once in Italy and once into a bus stop in Swindon.

So it was daft to imagine that I could do that and not end up upside down in a ditch which is where I ended up.

Hello and welcome to the eclectic addicts podcast episode number 45. You'll notice

Manage sadly can't be with us because he's a very busy chat but we'll carry on in

his spirit.

The podcast will be slightly less lucid

and slightly less classical without him.

But we will make an homage to him at the end.

Don't worry, we've got covered.

You'll see myself unable to sporting a pair of very exclusive twatch sunglasses,

which will soon be available for sale somewhere. I don't know where, but they are of course by

A dark web probably. They made a Chinese sweatshop and they're suitably horrible.

Everyone's a bit coldy and a bit Christmasy because everyone gets it at this time of year.

So if we all sound a bit bugged up at Leppzippy we

apologize but we're here to entertain and we're going to do that the first

subject which is what's the dastest thing you've done in a car? Now, I really like this one because it reminds me of a word that I love.

Dhaft is a great word. It's not used enough because most people resort to the vernacular or stupid or you an arse but when you were young your

your parents would say don't be daft and daft for me suggests a slightly childish silliness. It's not about being outrageous, it's a childish

silliness. And on that note I'm going to hand over to the darthish child among us and would

love it. Oh, I think I've told a few of these stories.

I'm not sure if I've ever said this before but I've crashed a couple of cars.

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