Miss Fit toys.

Fondlessness, fondlessness, fondlessness.

Having funlessness, having funlessness.

Having funlessness with Jen Kirkman.

Having funlessness with Jen Kirkman episode 333 for April 29th.

Well, if you're a subscriber to my Patreon, you actually could get this episode you could have.

You could have had a bed, but you could have had this episode earlier.

The video version will always come out, well, let's not say always, but usually comes out a few days earlier.

And for five bucks a month, you can get the video version.

And look, you get gorgeous views of my apartment.

And I've got a real cool ring light, so it makes my eyes look pretty.

I'm winking at ya.

Yeah, so you can do that.

And it's five bucks a month, so you get four videos a month.

And a 20-minute bonus episode, which is not a video, but it's still a bonus episode.

And other random bonuses I throw in, which do include little clips of stand-up sets I've done on the road that maybe you didn't get to see.

And this goes to all the Patreon subscribers out there at the $10, the $15, the $25 level, the higher the level, the more bonuses.

And then the highest levels, you get some merchandise.

That's on me. So there you go.

It's the best and only way to support me right now.

I would actually say the other way that you can support me if you want to is my latest Netflix special just keep living,

which came out three years ago.

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