Collagen In My Lips, Thong On My Hips
Nip Tuck
Bauer Media
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
The girls are in troubled waters today! Ashley and the kids finally got her partner Ed to scream, Lauren's got a little too descriptive and is painting a horrific picture in Producer Lucas' head regarding her period and the girls are digging deep into the Jess Wright podcast scandal that's got everyone talking collagen lips and thong bikini's, including "Daddy" aka Big Mark Wright.
The girls also share their lists of what they've bought this week, what daughter in-laws should do when they meet the parents and what things can women say that men can't.
It's a jam-packed episode.... and we're not just referring to Lauren's "scones"...
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's German Gorka from Lost in Translation here. |
| 0:03.3 | On the show, we talk all about our family life, |
| 0:06.0 | and it's probably not surprising that our weekly shop and those quick trips |
| 0:09.2 | are a big part of what keeps us ticking. |
| 0:11.8 | Need anything from Tesco is an everyday phrase in our house. |
| 0:15.0 | But Tesco isn't just for the food shops, they do loads more. |
| 0:18.3 | This counts on holidays to free nappies for premature babies. |
| 0:21.7 | Award-winning wines and cheese, £2.50 cinema tickets on Tuesdays and so much more. |
| 0:27.1 | Britain relies on Tesco for much more than just their groceries. |
| 0:31.0 | So whatever it is you need in your house, chances are they'll have it at your local Tesco |
| 0:34.8 | because as we all know, every little helps. |
| 0:54.3 | Hello, I'm Sarah Cox. I'm Claire Hamilton. I'm Claire Hamilton. Do my serious voice here. Claire, we've got 30 seconds to tell everybody about the Teen Commandments podcast. Come on. It's basically about, well, being parents of teenagers. Yeah, we've got five between us. Yes. Sometimes it can be tough. Yeah, it can be horrific. |
| 0:55.1 | Yeah, it can be. |
| 0:56.3 | It can also be very funny. |
| 1:13.7 | So we talk about that as well. We also go back in time and confess a lot about our own teenage years, a lot of nostalgia in there. It's rather gorgeous. It's every Monday and Wednesday. Come join the phone. Listen, wherever you get your podcast. On the way home, Ed got us a jog breeze. |
| 1:10.9 | Oh, I love that. the phone. Listen, wherever you get your podcast. On the way home, |
| 1:12.2 | Ed got us a jog breeze, |
| 1:13.8 | which is frozen yoghets. |
| 1:16.8 | And a car slammed on in front of him |
| 1:19.5 | and everyone's brutal. |
| 1:20.9 | And I just went, |
| 1:23.2 | ah! |
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