My name is Maddie Kelly. I'm a writer and comedian and along with my co-host, Mark

Chavez, and Ryan Biel. We are setting out to write a romantic comedy movie script that

is genuinely romantic and actually funny.

Give me something that's both sexy and romantic. La Crosse. The sport.

And when we run into trouble, we'll get help from some serious rom-com experts. People

who have worked on everything from 10 things I hate about you to Mamma Mia.

This is all gold.

It's Let's Bake a Rom-com. Available now on CBC Listen and everywhere you get your podcasts.

Quick note before we start the show. Today's episode does acknowledge the existence of sex

just barely, but it's there. All right, I'm with the show.

It was a couple years ago and I was given to a little kid by the tooth fairy.

Cute story, right? So far.

So there I am, Upper West Side. Kid loses a lateral insizer. He's about seven.

Kid goes to sleep, wakes up in the morning, and I am just waiting for this moment. This

kid I'm thinking this is a 10. He's getting a 10 for a tooth. He's going to go bananas.

He opens the box, unfolds me, and he literally looks at me and says, is that it?

My name is Colin and I'm a $10 bill. As much as I want to believe that I can do anything

a 20 can do or do anything 100 can do, the truth is I can do half what a 20 can do.

And a 10th of what 100 could do. Exactly. I mean, yeah, math wise. That's what it is.

Well Colin, I imagine you've moved around a lot. Can you tell me about where you're spending

your time these days? These days in a wallet. Okay. It's a lot. I mean, it's a lot of wallets,

a lot of purses, pocketbooks, ATMs. Yeah. That's pretty much where I am. And the wallet,

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