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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Colin Quinn

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.857.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Colin Quinn feels euphoric about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Colin sits down with Conan to talk about his tenure on Weekend Update, why simple transgression isn’t comedy, and the best quotes out of his new book Overstated: A Coast-to-Coast Roast of the 50 States. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

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0:00.0

Hi everyone, my name is Colin Quinn and I feel you're flooring about being on

0:14.8

Kona Bryant's about being Kona Bryant's friend.

0:17.6

Okay, you did that as badly as it could be done.

0:21.1

Follows me here and now, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking

0:29.9

loose, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell where we are going to be friends.

0:38.1

I can tell where we are going to be friends.

0:42.2

Hello and welcome to Kona Bryant's friends.

0:45.4

So far, I think this is my most professional intro.

0:48.2

Yeah, yes.

0:49.2

Didn't that sound good?

0:50.2

Yeah, that was really good.

0:51.2

That was really good.

0:52.2

I didn't sound like a kid who had accidentally picked up the phone while his father was talking.

0:57.4

Yeah, your voice is sounding very deep right now.

1:00.0

Yeah, I think it's, I'm becoming somehow during this pandemic more masculine.

1:05.5

I don't know why.

1:06.5

Your body is changing.

1:07.6

My body is changing.

1:08.6

You know what you're becoming?

1:09.9

You're becoming a venerable broadcaster.

1:12.1

Well, it's very nice of you to say.

1:14.1

I think it's has more to do with, I have very long hair.

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