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This week's crunch time performer brought to you by McDonald's New Buffalo Ranch Sauce is Josh Allen.

Best football player in the world.

Second time in his career, three passing touchdowns, three rushing touchdowns in one game.

It's like that junior high football player that's got a mustache and nobody else does, right?

No other player has ever done it once.

So Josh's performance was satisfying, just like the first bite of the bacon, creamy buffalo on McCrispy.

Always good.

He's a regular host of the Josh Pate's college football show, totally tied into college football,

West Coast to East.

So years ago, I worked in Portland, Oregon for a spell, and Mike Bellotti was the coach.

Jeff Tedford was the coordinator.

They finished number two in the nation one year.

They got lucky not having to face Miami.

They faced Colorado, and they matched up really well with Colorado and not with Miami at all.

And I think Nebraska played Miami and got,

you know, there was like 98% fans of the Rose Bowl were Nebraska, but Miami kicked the, you know what out of them. So Oregon has used two things to become a power. One was Phil Knight's

creativity and money to build facilities when there used to be the facilities war.

That used to be a big deal.

Pre-NIL, like there was about a 10-year period.

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