5 • 613 Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2025
⏱️ 119 minutes
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0:00.0 | I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home. |
0:02.0 | I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money. |
0:05.0 | I've ruled out uni because of my grades. |
0:10.0 | Study with the Open University and there's no need to rule out anything. |
0:13.0 | With our respected degrees, you can learn from home and work alongside study. |
0:17.0 | We're open to all. Plus, you'll have the support of expert tutors. |
0:22.6 | So rethink your future with the degree you didn't think was possible. The Open University. |
0:28.3 | The future is open. |
0:33.6 | They don't want my earth to be stagnant withers. |
0:41.7 | They don't want me on solid ground. |
0:43.6 | They're trying to shake me off this goddamn planet. |
0:46.0 | I won't have it. |
0:48.8 | Your crust's too solid. |
0:51.4 | Your core too standable. |
0:52.9 | They will quake you my lava too molten it was uh sitting on the couch |
1:06.0 | this morning holding my son who's already screaming at me because he's a jackass. It's a seven-month |
1:11.8 | birthday today. It stinks just screaming at me. Maybe he's trying to tell you old man. |
1:17.1 | The whole time you're calling him bad name. He's trying to tell you, look, buddy, the world is |
1:20.8 | about to move under your feet. You know what? It's on the table for sure, but he's doing that. |
1:28.2 | And then the two dogs, I don't like having dogs in the winter because you gotta go outside |
1:32.2 | a fucking ton. |
1:34.1 | Don't love that about the dogs. |
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