Coldplay Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Ever since we opened up 5-star reviews on Apple Podcasts to requests, there've been a few bands who are by far requested above all others. We can't do all those episodes right away because you've always got to keep the crowd wanting more but, every now and then, it comes time to give the people what they want. Today is one of those days.

And it's not like this will be a tough episode to do or anything, right? Coldplay is one of the most hated bands in existence. If anything, it almost feels like punching down. Ah, well, it's a dirty job but someone must do it!

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0:00.0	All right, first, Coldplay Sucks is one of the most uninteresting opinions a person can
0:16.0	have about music.
0:17.5	So if you press play on this, expecting to be bored out of your mind, sorry, we're not
0:23.5	going to bore you with that generic, chinsy take about Coldplay.
0:27.7	Coldplay sucks.
0:28.7	I did.
0:29.7	Wow, you're real fucking.
0:30.7	Tell me more.
0:31.7	What else do you not like?
0:32.7	I just like to feel as if I know what I'm talking about by repeating things I've heard
0:37.0	from people who I assume know what they're talking about.
0:40.0	Yeah.
0:41.0	I know someone that said they suck.
0:42.0	So I'm pretty sure they also suck because they said they suck.
0:46.1	One of the first big backlash against Coldplay things was this rant.
0:51.2	Chuck Closterman wrote when he was easily the most famous and popular music critic around.
0:57.2	If you go back and read it now, it's honestly pathetic because the entire thing is about
1:02.1	some girl who chose to go to a Coldplay concert instead of hanging out with him in the New
1:08.5	York City Waldorf Astoria or some fancy hotel.
1:11.6	He got this room in a fancy hotel and he thought this girl was going to come hang out with
1:15.3	him there.
1:16.3	And then she canceled to go see Coldplay.
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