When it comes to investing, we tell ourselves all kinds of stories.

One is that you have to dive in head first.

But when you invest with HSBC UK,

you'll find a ready-made portfolio to match level of risk you're comfortable with.

So instead of taking the plunge, you can test the water.

Hmm.

Search HSBC Invest to dip your toe in today.

HSBC UK, opening up a world of opportunity. Capital at risk and HSBC Invest to dip your toe in today. HSBC UK, opening up a world of opportunity.

Capital at risk, an HSBC UK current account is needed to invest with HSBC.

Minimum investment required.

Eligibility criteria and fees apply.

All right, so quick observation as we start hour number two, welcome back.

What's going on?

I'm Jim Rome.

I knew when I saw that astronomer story that it was going to be pretty

competitive. I knew I was going to have to compete. Any of my sports takes, any of my sports

interviews, I was going to have to compete with you clones and your obsession with that. I knew

this, of course. But that story in and of itself is so awesome to all of you clones that you don't even want to send your beefs in.

Like the beef segment normally wins out over everything.

And even that's getting swallowed up by the astronomer dude and his side piece.

So let me reset you.

You can actually do both.

...