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🗓️ 23 July 2025
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Marina Purkiss and Jemma Forte have done the doom scrolling so you don’t have to, bringing you the viral chaos, the political drama, and the bits the mainstream misses.
First up, the scandal that broke the internet—yes, that Coldplay affair. It had everything: shock, schadenfreude, and memes so relentless they almost made you forget how painful it must have been for those involved. The ladies have rounded up the funniest, sharpest, and most unhinged takes from across social media.
Then they dive into Labour’s latest rollercoaster, including the good things you're not hearing about. One thing that has hit the headlines is the news that sixteen-year-olds will soon get the vote—cue the inevitable outrage about teenagers who “can’t even boil an egg.” Meanwhile, Starmer’s whip-wielding spree has left MPs floating awkwardly between “Labour-ish” and politically homeless, and Diane Abbott’s expulsion has sparked fury about hypocrisy at the heart of the party. Add Corbyn’s growing “Independent Alliance,” and you’ve got a movement that’s starting to look more like a rebellion.
Oh, and did we mention pensioners are being arrested for peaceful protest? Yeah. That too.
And the latest update from Palestine is heart wrenching but has to be discussed.
From Westminster to TikTok, from viral reels to the quiet crises no one’s talking about—Jemma and Marina have trawled it all so you don’t have to.
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0:30.6 | Our civil liberties, our freedom of speech and right to assemble, to take non-violent action, to take that away and threaten it, we'll lose our |
0:43.8 | democracy. |
0:47.9 | Hello and welcome to The Trawl where we've done the doom scrolling so you don't have to. I'm |
0:53.5 | Marina Parchus. |
0:54.5 | And I'm Gemma Forte. |
0:56.1 | And yes, consider this your weekly digest of democracy's slow collapse. |
1:00.9 | Although this week, I don't know, perhaps the universe realized that people were finding the news a bit too relentless to bear. |
1:07.0 | We had a win for the lionesses yesterday. |
1:10.0 | Wee. |
1:10.1 | So they're through to the final. |
1:11.7 | So no doubt we'll be touching on that more next week. |
1:15.2 | You're not a bit torn, though, by the way, Gemma. |
1:17.1 | Italy versus England. |
1:18.4 | No. |
1:19.3 | You weren't? |
1:19.7 | No, not really. |
1:22.0 | Oh, but also, the universe also delivered something so viral. |
1:30.9 | I mean, my goodness me, it got everybody talking and to a degree reveling in it, which is a bit odd, because it definitely would have caused |
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