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DumTeeDum - A show about BBC Radio's 'The Archers'
Dumteedum
4.6 • 897 Ratings
🗓️ 17 May 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
This week’s podcast is presented by Michelle and Stephen.
We hear from:
- Katherine - this was one of two calls that we unfortunately missed from last week’s podcast - and she is worried about the financial situation at Bridge Farm, she thinks that George needs a business mentor, and she’s a bit worried about Brian ;
- Leigh from Cookham - the other call that slipped through last time - she has thoughts about Ruth and BRCA testing;
- Lizzie, who has an exciting plot prediction about the Borchester Show;
- Jo and John who also have a plot prediction about Carol;
- Tracy from California who has thoughts on Adam’s child rearing and George’s character;
- Tracy again, with a plot prediction about blackmail;
- Katherine again, and she’s cross about Ruth and the BRCA testing;
- Witherspoon, who has thoughts on Pip and her doomscrolling;
- And finally Lakey Hill Liminal, who has a few words of praise for Brad;
We have no emails this week, but as usual we’ll hear a roundup of the Dumteedum Facebook group, this week from Lakey Hill Liminal, and the Tweets of the Week from Purple Pumpkin; plus the roundup of this Week in Ambridge, from Suey.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Dumpty Dum production. |
| 0:05.2 | Donty Dumpty Dumme! |
| 0:07.1 | Dumpty Dumpty Dumpty Da da da. |
| 0:09.2 | Dumpty Dumpty Dumpty Dumpty Dumpty Dumme. |
| 0:13.0 | Dumpty dilly Dumpty dilly dumpty dumpty dumpty dumpty dumpty dumpty dumpty dumpty dumpty dumpty dumpty dumpty dumpty dumpty dumpty dum This is Dumpty Dumpty Dumpty Dumme, Dumpty Dum, |
| 0:30.0 | this is Dumpty Dum, the podcast that lets you talk to the world about the archers and the past week in Ambridge. |
| 0:33.6 | I'm Michelle Wright, and I make a mean gourmet beans on toast. |
| 0:37.6 | And I'm Stephen Bowden. I'm tired after my bat and beaver lessons. |
| 0:43.2 | And then there's you, our lovely dumpty dummers. The only salvation lies in us all sticking together. |
| 0:48.8 | Welcome to Dumpty Dum. The perfect place to reflect on the last seven days in our favourite Orsich of a village. This week's scripts were written by Sarah Hayhur, who has juggled some hefty |
| 0:53.5 | storylines from |
| 0:54.3 | Bracketesting to Shakespearean succession storylines at Home Farm and a return to villainous |
| 0:59.8 | form for someone. |
| 1:01.1 | Coming up, we have calls from Catherine. |
| 1:03.4 | This was one of two calls that we unfortunately missed from last week's podcast, and she's |
| 1:07.4 | worried about the financial situation at Bridge Farm. |
| 1:10.2 | She thinks that George needs a business mentor, and she's a bit worried about Brian. |
| 1:14.7 | Lee from Cookham, the other call that slipped through last time, |
| 1:17.7 | she has thoughts about Ruth L'Brakka testing. |
| 1:20.3 | Lucy, who has an exciting plot prediction about the Borchester show. |
| 1:24.2 | Joe and John, who also have a plot prediction about Carol. |
| 1:27.4 | Tracy from California, who has |
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