Cold Cars, Car Naps & Questionable Life Choices | Daily Comedy Show
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The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 5 February 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to another beautifully unhinged episode of The Rizzuto Show, your favorite daily comedy show where common sense goes to die — usually in a parking lot.
The crew kicks things off battling brutal St. Louis winter temps and the internet’s worst cold-weather car advice (yes, people are still pouring boiling water on windshields… please stop). From socks on side mirrors to CD cases as ice scrapers, the gang relives the lawless era of frozen cars and bad decisions — including Moon’s legendary rust-bucket meltdown that literally lost pieces of its door.
Things escalate fast when Lern admits she keeps waking up strangers sleeping in their cars — at gas pumps, Menards parking lots, basically anywhere exhaustion meets poor timing. Is she a hero? A future Dateline episode? Or just Midwest-nice to a fault? Paramedics weigh in, the crew panics for her safety, and suddenly everyone’s debating when it’s okay to nap in a car without someone calling 911.
From there, the show swerves hard into pop culture chaos: the unfortunate downfall of the name “Jeffrey,” why being named Jeff might be safer for your résumé, and how some names simply cannot recover from bad PR. Add in wild restaurant stories (including one that absolutely ruins Olive Garden for everyone), a debate over whether you’d eat at a restaurant that used to be a public bathroom, and a terrifyingly detailed breakdown of outdoor street urinals.
And just when you think things can’t get more serious — it’s Super Bowl food time. Wings vs sliders. Nachos vs chili. Buffalo chicken dip vs spinach artichoke dip. Friendships are tested. Lines are drawn. Sandwich guy is absolutely roasted.
It’s a daily comedy show that somehow covers winter survival, human kindness, food rankings, and name shame — all before lunch. If you like funny stories, questionable judgment, and a morning show that openly argues with itself, congratulations. You’re home.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Ray from The Ridge Show. I'm here with Stewie from Stewart's American |
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| 0:04.2 | Stu, show me the money. |
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| 1:46.5 | All right, Lieutenant. |
| 1:47.8 | Little listener discretion is advised. |
| 1:52.6 | Rizzuto. |
| 1:55.0 | Hey, God morning, everybody. Here we are. We are live. Coming at you from the 105-7 The Point Studios. |
| 2:07.1 | Downtown Creevecourt, Missouri. It is February the 5th, 2026. A cold one, 19 degrees. |
| 2:16.1 | But this is pretty much it. |
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