Cold Call Pau Is Back!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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The TCB Merch Drop is open thru August 22nd, 2025 HERE EP815: "Cold Call Paul" is a sales training guru highlights on earlier episodes of TCB. He brought us the beloved "HEHE" drop often used on the show. Bryan & Krissy revisit Paul and very interesting approach to social media sales calls! BING! Plus, Swifties (mainly the ones in Bryan's house) are all excited for the new dropped info regarding her 13th album. Bryan catches the fever and helps to decode some of the internet rumors...he's such a T-Man! Also, Bryan may be missing his chance to see Oasis, but the rest of the world seems to be enjoying the historic reunion of these musical brothers. Half A World Away! TCBits: Randy Crosswire invetigates UFO abduction in Crabapple on his podcast Watch EP #815 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	And welcome back to the Crabapple Hour of Power.
0:08.0	Each night between 2.15 and 3.15 a.m., we pull back the curtains on the dark shadows of the
0:15.0	Crabapple government. Speaking truth to power, I am your host, as always, Rusty Crosswire.
0:21.5	I'm also the host of the Freedom Frequency podcast, available where you get some, but not all, of your podcasts.
0:28.4	Tonight we ask the question why the crabapple government has been covering up multiple alien abductions right here in the township.
0:37.1	While Mayor Schlutz has promised repeatedly to release,
0:41.0	files of these abductions to the public, no such action has been taken,
0:46.1	and this quasi-reporter has to ask the tough question, why?
0:50.6	I recently had an opportunity to sit down and talk to one of the citizens who has been repeatedly
0:56.6	abducted by said aliens, Nancy Yiddlestin, claims to be taken night after night, after
1:03.4	night, after night, up into a smelly UFO full of mud, repeatedly dropped directly back into her car with an empty bottle of Boones Farm.
1:15.9	Coincidence? I think not.
1:18.3	While Nancy is not legally able to operate a motor vehicle, police are claiming that her UFO story is simply a cover-up for her nightly drive to the liquor store to get Sid Boones Farm.
1:30.3	A likely story indeed.
1:32.3	During my six and a half hour interview with her, which is now available on my own
1:38.3	Freedom Frequency platform at freedomfrequency.com.org, CA. Backslash grab apple, we had a wide-ranging discussion.
1:47.8	Here is a clip from that interview.
1:50.2	Every day, I'm abducted by an alien, and I say I want to not be abducted by an alien for once in my goddamn whole life.
1:59.0	I hate the stinky alien in a spaceship full of mud.
2:02.6	And the stinky alien makes me smell bad
2:05.0	because I'm around him all the damn time.
2:07.3	And now my boss asks me,
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