Colbert's PAINFUL Goodbye, Lemon's Whining About White Men, and Trump's Hilarious Rant, with Stu Burguiere | Ep. 1322
The Megyn Kelly Show
SiriusXM
4.4 • 38.5K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 102 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Megan Kelly Show, live on Sirius XM Channel 111 every weekday at New East. |
| 0:12.2 | Hey everyone, I'm Megan Kelly. Welcome to the Megan Kelly Show. Happy Thursday and happy last day of the late show, forever. |
| 0:20.0 | Stephen Colbert is hosting the final episode of the late night show. |
| 0:23.4 | I mean, finally, tonight on CBS and the left is reacting with existential dread, |
| 0:29.8 | blaming the cancellation on the evil and fascist Trump, |
| 0:33.4 | and ignoring the fact that the show hasn't been funny in a decade |
| 0:35.8 | and is losing a reportedly astronomical sum of $40 million a year, a year. You don't need an MBA from Harvard Business School |
| 0:48.3 | to know that CBS cannot keep paying Colbert, it reported $15 to $20 million a year, to lose even more. |
| 0:57.6 | What, like, what are we doing? |
| 0:59.5 | His weak competitor, Jimmy Kimmel, apparently thinks Colbert deserves to be paid millions in perpetuity. |
| 1:07.3 | And because he's not getting that wish, he is now urging viewers to watch Colbert tonight |
| 1:13.2 | and then never, ever turn the dial to CBS again. |
| 1:19.3 | Oh, gee, who would that help? |
| 1:21.5 | Watch. |
| 1:22.6 | We will be off tomorrow night |
| 1:24.1 | at respect for our colleague and friend Stephen Colbert |
| 1:27.3 | and the writers |
| 1:27.9 | producers at the late show I hope to people who did the pushing feel ashamed of themselves |
| 1:34.4 | tonight although I know they probably won't I will be watching tomorrow night I hope that |
| 1:39.0 | those are we've watched all shows we'll also tune in to CBS for the last time. |
| 1:44.8 | Don't ever watch it again, but watch tomorrow night to wish Stephen and our friends at the late show off on farewell. |
| 1:52.9 | Not too clever. |
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