From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fela.

Oh, girl, buckle up, strap it on.

That whole thing.

It's about to get nuts.

A wild radio ride coming up today on Fox Across America with your main man, Jimmy

Thaler.

Byron Donald's guy who could be the next governor of Florida.

He is going to be here for some chit-chat.

Self-help author Madison Malloy, on the bill as well,

because let's face it, America could use a little bit of a pick-me-up.

That's true. That is true.

And we're going to give it to you at 888-88-9-910.

There is an absolute food fight going on in the world of politics that is spilled over

into late night comedy, where Stephen Colbert last night said that Nazis were braver than

ice agents. I mean, this guy's so serious ass. Yeah, but you know, that woke pandering garbage

that he passes off his humor is exactly why his show is getting deported by CBS at the end of May.

So 888, 788-9910 if you want to talk about all of that and everything else going on in the country, I always say that this show is kind of like a dinner table.

When I was a kid growing up on Long Island, you know, my dad was a cop. He was a motorcycle cop. He'd work seven to threes and come home and tell us about who we arrested that day and who got a DUI and we'd, you know, share what we learned at school or what crazy thing happened at the Levitown pool that day, you know, or maybe in our backyard above ground pool, all the fun stuff we did uh and you kind of just chopped it up

that's all this show is man we're just chopping it up okay we're not trying to convert you we don't

care how you vote we don't want to be in charge of how you vote i am a 49 year old man who plays

video games okay i'm talking on the radio right now with a spray tan because i've got to be on

tv tomorrow night and I'm about

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