Coke vs Pepsi

Nerd of Mouth

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games

4.7 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Jake and Holden are talking cocaine, World War II, lighting Michael Jackson on fire, Dr. Tuggle's Compound Syrup of Globe Flower, and Kendall Jenner casting out all evil from the earth! It's Coca-Cola vs Pepsi in THE COLA WARS this week on WizBru! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wizbru

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0:00.0	Hey, it's me, the Coca-Cola polar bear.
0:15.0	Hey, it's me, the Coca-Cola polar bear, and I'm gonna kill you, Pepsi.
0:22.4	I'm gonna kill you in your sturdy sleep.
0:26.0	That's what I'm gonna do.
0:27.4	Yeah, I'm mean and I'm bad,
0:30.0	and I'm glad about one thing.
0:32.7	And that's the blood of the Pepsi drinker.
0:36.0	Coming for you, Pepsi.
0:37.8	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:40.1	Oh, my God, the only thing that could defeat me,
0:44.2	Brettie Spears, pop icon of the late 90s, early 2000s,
0:49.1	Britney Spears by Archdeepicists.
0:50.6	Bapa, pa, pa, pa, pa, Papa, Papa, the joy of Pepsi, yeah.
0:58.2	Hi, I'm Bob Dole. That's right, former presidential candidate Bob Dole.
1:02.5	Your penis doesn't work, Mr. Dole.
1:04.7	My penis will work thanks to the healing powers of Pepsi Cola, the Pepsi
1:09.3	beverage, the dietary beverage.
1:12.2	It fills me with Pep and Vim.
1:14.2	And by God, I am horny for that.
1:16.6	What are we?
1:17.4	A 19 to 20 year old lady on the Super Bowl commercial.
1:21.4	That's right.
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