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The Daily Zeitgeist

COKE-VID 19 > COVID 19, ObamArea 51 02.18.26

The Daily Zeitgeist

iHeartPodcasts

News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.54.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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0:00.0

If there's one thing I can't handle, it's my internet going in and out is like something that no amount of...

0:11.7

Is it helpful when I respond to when you said the internet just went out with Jesus Christ?

0:15.9

It is actually.

0:16.5

Is that helpful?

0:17.5

It might be the only thing that is helpful.

0:20.3

No amount of therapy will prevent me from

0:23.4

snapping. You hate the internet. It's because I was having a water gun fight in my home and I sprayed

0:28.6

the router. I brought the hose inside as a way to fucking escalate. I brought the hose inside.

0:35.9

Sounds like you are ready for kids.

0:38.1

I am.

0:38.7

I am.

0:39.1

Thank you.

0:39.6

Fucking water everywhere.

0:41.8

It's crazy.

0:42.9

My son just poured water into a paper plate and then left it.

0:48.2

To drink out of it.

0:49.6

Yeah, that's, I mean, that's like normal.

0:51.5

Just left it in a room that wasn't the kitchen.

0:54.8

Just like left it on the table.

0:57.0

I was like, well, I wanted to see what was going to happen.

1:00.3

Oh, like older time?

1:01.6

Yeah, it just spilled out.

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