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Why not?

Am I basing that on the hat behind me that says Coke?

Absolutely I am.

Oh my goodness.

I used a Coca-Cola branded towel this morning.

That's incredible news, Cass.

Dylan, what Coca-Cola branded items do you have in your home?

Yeah, great question.

I have some empty cans from when I drank the delicious beverage yesterday.

Ah, see, Jackson and I would never drink the devil's.

Ah, yeah, yeah.

I made a mistake. I made that mistake. Are you Coke people or Pepsi people? Or neither? It was also feasible. I have recently discovered the joy of the 250 mil cans of Coke. Exactly. Oh, yes. Same. Mm. And sharing that with a person, perfect amount of Coke.

That's a mouthful of Coke.

That's 100 mils of Coke or something.

It is 125 mils of Coke, and if you don't take a mouthful and instead go sips, it's delightful.

Those are the little thin cans, right, That are now like always at the checkout.

I always feel like I'm a giant.

I feel like I'm Michael Jordan when I drink one of those.

It makes me think of that great photo of Andre the Giant holding a can.

Because Andre the Giant was so big, the can look like it's one of those tiny cans, which that's good.

I wish she could have been able to hold one of the 250 mils. Imagine how tiny it would have looked in hundreds. Like a thimble of soft drink. That'd be incredible. I think I'm... I think I prefer Pepsi, ultimately, to Coke. Now, what? Flavor? Yeah, it's sweeter. I don't know. Coke tastes... It's in all the 80s movies. Yeah, and that helps. That helps. It's in like back to the future and all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I can feel like I'm in the 80s when I drink a Pepsi. But I like an organic Coke most of all. I specifically like Naked Life Cola, which is a Coke that is organic and has no sugar

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