Coitus With a Waffle with Trixie and Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.9 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

As the morning sunshine warms my bare bottom and my feet feel the cool chill of the kitchen tile, I reach into the freezer. A blast of cold air greets me, turning my nipples so hard I could dial an iPhone. As a shiver pleasantly travels south from my torso to my abdomen to the very tip of my sheathed sword, I saunter to the counter where I insert a blueberry-kissed waffle into the tight, dark, chrome-covered hole of my toaster. A gentle cloud of warmth emanates from the glowing steel rods within, bringing with it an intoxicating aroma of fruit, sugar, and hot, fluffy passion. The shiny appliance transforms into a giver of joy as the Eggo waffle pops up from the darkness, steam rising slowly and beckoning me to grab it and caress it and swallow it whole. I temper my passion for a moment, if only to find the fortitude to instead gently place it on a plate, covering it in slick, wet butter and gooey, sticky-sweet maple syrup. As the cushiony indentations of unadulterated bliss finally touch my lips, I let out a moan from deep within my very soul, announcing to the world that it's 7am on a Tuesday and yes, Deborah...I am 100% going to f**k this waffle. Head to https://Smalls.com/BALD and use promo code BALD at checkout for 50% off your first order PLUS free shipping! Start building your credit! Open a Chime Checking account with at least a $200 qualifying direct deposit. Get started at https://Chime.com/BALD Check out SquareSpace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://SquareSpace.com/BALD to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://Betterhelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self! DRIVE AWAY DOLLS is only in theaters February 23rd. Visit https://DriveAwayDollsMovie.com to get tickets now! LISA FRANKENSTEIN is only in theaters February 9th. Visit https://LisaFrankensteinFilm.com to get tickets now! Pure For Men is the brand for good health and good times! Made by gay men for members of the LGBTQIA+ community. Get 20% OFF with promo code: BALD20. Head to: https://puremen.co/baldandbeautiful Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	This episode is sponsored by the best cat food in the world, Smalls.
0:04.6	As a world famous drag queen, one thing that my legions of fans know about me is that I am a lover,
0:10.7	an avid lover, and a connoisseur, an owner of many cats.
0:15.0	And while I don't own a cat currently, my manager does.
0:20.0	Why not treat your cats with the best cat food money can buy. Cats want variety in their diet just like
0:24.7	us. If you're a cat owner and you're looking for a healthier cat food for your furry little friend,
0:29.3	I'm here to tell you about small's. Small's cat food include protein-packed recipes made with
0:34.4	preservative free ingredients you'd find in your fridge. Yes, your human fridge and
0:39.0	it's delivered right to your
0:44.0	new year's resolution to get your cat eating healthier with Smalls.
0:46.6	It's 2024. Are you still feeding your cat kibble?
0:51.0	Head to Smalls.com slash bald and use promo code bald
0:54.3	at check out for 50% off your first order plus free shipping.
0:57.4	That's the best offer you'll find, but you have to use my code bald
1:01.9	for 50% off your first order one last time that's promo
1:05.8	code bald for 50% off your first order plus free shipping cats love small
1:12.1	we here at the Bald and the Beautiful value the importance of taking care of your physical and mental health, but also your sexual health.
1:19.0	That's why we've partnered with Lalo to introduce you to the Sriya Beeds, anal beads massager,
1:24.4	a one-of-a-kind pleasure device crafted especially for those who are venturing
1:27.4	into the world of anal play exploration.
1:29.6	Dive into a magical realm of cascading pleasure with their innovative design, offering four beads sculpted in size for a gentle start in a satisfying progression.
1:38.0	A journey of pleasure from the smallest to the largest bead tailored for both beginners and experienced users.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Trixie & Katya & Studio71, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Trixie & Katya & Studio71 and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.