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A 12-year-old kid got kicked in the stomach and in his chest during a spat at a violent Brooklyn public school.

57-year-old Roger Jassy allegedly went berserk at the school of the future Violent Brooklyn.

It's a middle school on Dumont Avenue in East New York.

Oh, lovely, lovely East New York.

The boy was taken to Brookdale University Hospital with minor injury,

and the school immediately alerted the parents.

I guess minor injury is what it had to be since kids only 12.

That's obviously not going to be a full-grown adult injury.

It's just a minor injury.

Responding officers charged Jassy with third-degree assault and endangering the welfare of a child.

He teaches seventh grade math at the school as a

long-term substitute teacher. That's the only way you can get a teacher in trouble is if they're

subs these days. Jassy was given a summons to appear in Brooklyn Criminal Court at a later date.

Now, what does the school have to say about this? Well, the education department spokesman says,

The safety of our students is our top priority. The substitute teacher was immediately suspended without pay when we were made aware of this concerning allegation. Join me now, ex-exterminator comedian Larry Isso.

Hey, Pat. Larry, now, you know, you know all about little pests, and you're the host of The Thrill

of the Kill podcast, which is amazing, as well as laughing with Larry, cooking with comics.

You really do a lot for a retired guy.

I do.

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