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Every time I see X like that, I think of Leonardo's Vitruvian man.

There you go.

I've said it.

It's out there.

I've had some very odd encounters.

Really?

Very odd.

What happened?

First of all, I was in Birmingham on last Saturday,

and there was a group of people, a man and two women.

He said,

Are you your Jasper Carrot?

I said, no, I'm not a girl.

You are.

I said, no, I'm really not Jasper Carrot.

He said to these women, I told you he was Jasper Carrot.

I thought, where are you getting your confirmation?

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