So the latest episode of Saturday Night's main event was nuts. I tell you, my friend, this is coming from me, not always in a good way.

Otherwise, though, hello my buddies, hello my pals, hello my brothers and sisters. Welcome to ups and downs,

the only wrestling of you show you need with me, Simon Little Bald Idiot, and we did just have

S&ME, which sounds a little bit like a disease, so it's time to take the finger of power, and we give the good bits and up,

and we give the bad bits of down, and then we fight. Sound good? Awesome. Let's go. So let's get a general

thing out the way before we do kick off the commercials. Good grief. Now, I do actually find it difficult

to criticize advertising in 2025 because we're streaming coming in and TV desperately trying to hold on, it was always

obvious that these things were going to double or triple or quadruple, but we don't need to

care about that.

We watch it from an entertainment standpoint, and with that in mind, well, it was just way too much.

Like, you could barely get through a match before.

Have you always wanted to be a wrestler?

Well, now you can go one step further and become the Lucha referee.

A Loocher Referey. You're wrestler. Well, now you can go one step further and become the lucha referee. A lucha referee?

That's right, the lucha referee.

Part lucher, part referee, coming to you soon from Mattel.

Without some kind of commercial interrupting you, so I'm gonna give it a down.

It was just a little bit laborious.

Big word.

When we did get to some of the best stuff on the show, though, because our opening contest, once Seth Rollins and Brumbreaker taken on CM Punk and Sammy Zane, it was exactly what it

needed to be. Because as soon as the bell rung, they did start to fight, there was no headlocks

because they hate each other. That would have made any sense when eventually we had Sammy Zane

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