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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Cody Hughes has never seen Halloween Kills (Live from Asheville)

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 687 Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Hello folks! Here's our LIVE show in Asheville, NC, last weekend! I hope you enjoy. A DELIGHTFUL script for "Halloween Kills" by Asheville comedian Cody Hughes. Also featuring hilarious Asheville comedians Marlene Thompson and Cameron Davis! A nice late Halloween spooky time script, and some wildly competitive games. Thank you to the small but mighty Asheville crowd! As is the case with live audio, there were some tech hiccups. A few buzzes, echoes, etc, but more than listenable.  Come sign up for our Secret Santa at neverseenitsecretsanta.com!  Thank you all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Starbeams!

0:02.0

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

0:09.3

this is Never Seen It.

0:13.9

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:20.7

Hey everybody, this is Never Seen.

0:22.5

Hey, everybody, this has never seen it.

0:26.7

This is a podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before.

0:31.2

Today, well, I'm your host, Kyle, or maybe you don't know that.

0:31.7

I don't know.

0:33.3

How would they get derailed?

0:35.2

Nine seconds in.

0:39.0

Anyways, this is a podcast where comedians rewrite movies they've never seen.

0:42.8

Today, we have a recording live from Asheville, North Carolina.

0:44.9

What a wonderful time at the magnetic theater.

0:49.7

Cody Hughes, Marlene Thompson, and Cameron Davis through three, through.

0:51.3

What the fuck you doing, Kyle?

0:54.9

Three wonderful Asheville comedians join me.

0:57.3

In Asheville, we recorded a live podcast.

1:04.5

Cody has never seen Halloween Kills, the new Halloween sequel, eightquel.

1:04.9

I'm not sure.

1:05.9

But he rewrote it.

1:06.6

We read his script.

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