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Thomas Paine Podcast

Code of the Hills - Jack Benny

Thomas Paine Podcast

mike moore

Daily News, Philosophy, News, Society & Culture, Politics

4.61K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2023

⏱️ 31 minutes

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0:00.0

The JELO program Starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day, and yours truly, Don Wilson.

0:09.0

The orchestra opens a program with I-Here Bluebirds. Our true ladies and gentlemen is that old saying you hear every June about

0:29.7

happy the bride the sun shines upon. Well that's a question we really can't answer, but we do know a saying you can depend on, and it goes like this.

0:38.0

Happy the bride who always keeps a plentiful supply of Jello on the pantry shelf.

0:43.6

For jello friends is a grand dessert that's wonderfully quick and easy to make,

0:48.1

as well as inexpensive to serve, and every bride will appreciate that. Jello's downright pleasure to eat too,

0:54.0

and every husband will go for that.

0:57.0

Yes, with a bright shimmering mold of jello on the table,

1:00.0

contentment reigns supreme.

1:02.0

Those six brilliant colors are all just as gay and enticing as can be

1:06.0

from the rich glowing crimson that makes you think of fresh ripe raspberries to cool emerald green lime.

1:12.1

And those six delicious flavors are gloriously good

1:15.6

extra rich and just as refreshing and beguiling as the juicy ripe fruit itself.

1:20.8

So try some jello real soon and when you buy be sure to look

1:25.1

for those big red letters on the box. They spell jello and jello spells a

1:30.7

treat. treat. The That's why I hear bluebirds played by the orchestra. And now ladies and gentlemen, we bring you our master of ceremonies.

2:05.2

A man who had his option picked up last Sunday and now looks 10 years younger, Jack Benny. Thank you, thank you.

2:20.0

Jello again, this is Jack Benny talking.

2:22.0

And, Don, the fact that I'm in good spirits today and

2:24.7

looked younger has nothing to do with my contract being renewed I'm always this way

2:29.4

now wait a minute Jack when our sponsor came to your house for dinner last Sunday, you were a wreck.

2:34.4

Who? Me?

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