Cocktease Castle
That's Spooky
Tyler Hyde & Johnny Cann | Morbid Network
4.9 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 2 October 2019
⏱️ 83 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Prime members, you can listen to that spooky early and add free on Amazon music. |
| 0:06.0 | Download the app today. |
| 0:09.0 | You're listening to a Movid Network podcast. |
| 0:30.0 | Hi, everyone. Welcome to that spooky. I'm Johnny and I'm Tyler and this is Weekly Podcast that's actually hosted by a pop duo made up of teen vampires. |
| 0:51.0 | Yes, we have broken away from the vampire list stat and we are going solo. |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah, no longer a stats backing band. We will now be known as Queens of the Damned. |
| 1:01.0 | Yes. And we are fashion vampires. Right. We are fashion vampires who can't sing but are gonna sing anyway. |
| 1:08.0 | You better work. So if that didn't completely alienate you, welcome to spooky gay bullshit everyone. |
| 1:14.0 | Yes, let's get into it. Yeah, why not? I mean, we're basically already rolling in it. So we're gonna kick this off with two minutes of Dracula, right? Right. |
| 1:22.0 | Alright, so let's just breeze through episodes four and five. You didn't like episode four. |
| 1:27.0 | No, it wasn't for me. I was not really feeling my fantasy. No, yeah, speaking of fantasy, it was Dungeons and Drag Queens. |
| 1:34.0 | So basically they had to create D&D drag performer characters and then do like a little scene. |
| 1:40.0 | Yeah, they had to do an acting challenge and I just wasn't prepared for an acting challenge on Dracula. |
| 1:45.0 | I thought we'd never have to go there, but here we are. |
| 1:48.0 | And we also got a great A Meltdown from Madeline Hatter. |
| 1:52.0 | Which was like the highlight of the episode if you ask me because she was freaking out about the |
| 1:56.0 | tamest extermination challenge you could ever imagine. |
| 1:59.0 | Completely. No, and this season of Dracula has just been pep talks of plenty coming from all angles and I'm here for it. |
| 2:05.0 | It's true. Why not? Anyway, so that was that, but props to our girl Lou for coming out with another quote of the episode. |
| 2:12.0 | Post it on Fail Me Now. Oh, yes. We can always rely on her. |
| 2:16.0 | We always can't. She's got one good line every single episode. |
| 2:19.0 | Oh, yeah. Thank you, Louisiana purchase. Thank you, Satan, for giving us Louisiana purchase. |
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