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Everybody, welcome to Cockdale Time episode 29 here at 4 Player.

I am your host of Cocktale Time, Joseph Christ, and with me today is Nick Henderson.

You don't waste any time, do you?

I didn't even know you were starting. It was just like, bam! I just go right into it. I just straight into the penetration. I just stampede to the clitoris. He just shoves it right in there where it's all dry and not ready for it. Well, yeah, he's kind of doing it. You can spit on it a little bit. It's about it. Other than that, it's just, you know, brace yourself and hold on tight. Straight to business. Straight to business. And also, uh, the wonderful Bob Webb. How you doing, Bob? I'm doing good. Good. How are you doing? I'm sick. I was sick last week. That's why I missed the podcast last week. Yeah, notice I'm not a pussy.

Hey, hey, I was sick. You are, you are not sick anymore. You sound like you're coming off of

sickness. I've actually, I've actually been fighting it off for about a couple of weeks now.

And now it's, it's actually seems to be coming on pretty, pretty horrible. Well, instead of having a

slightly shitty couple of weeks, I just had a really, really, really, really shitty two days.

You compressed it all into one, two days.

Yeah, it all did. It just fucked me and left me in the rain.

That's tough.

What were you... what was your problem?

Well, my head felt like it was in a vacuum, and I couldn't breathe through any of my orifices

and coughing like a motherfucker and I was cold and feverish.

I couldn't even, I couldn't even muster up enough enthusiasm to play a video game, not even Skyron.

I've been there.

That's sick.

I was, I guess a while ago, I was sick for like four days straight. I had some weird, like horrible stomach flu. And it was really bad. And I couldn't even, like, it was always like that. I couldn't even play video games. I laid on my couch for four days and I watched Kitchen Nightmares. That's all I did. And I ate Sherbert. Kitchen Nightmares. Yeah. With, what was that chef's name? He's mean and he yells at people. And he calls them... Chef Ram? Chef Ramsey? Gordon Ramsey. Yeah. And he, uh, he screams at them and he calls them filthy little pigs. It's a great show.

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