Ludicrous speed! Go! Go! Hey, everybody, welcome to Cocktail Time.

Episode 27.

Oh, yeah.

Here at 4, Player.

I'm your host of Cocktale Time, which is Joseph Christ.

And with me tonight, it's actually a new lineup.

We haven't had this, this particular lineup yet. We have Bob, our writer, with us. Say hello, Bob.

Hey, yes, what's it?

You sound kind of like Nolan.

Really? It sounds like Nolan. Doing Nolan impersonation? No. Wait, one second. Let me do it. What's up, bitches? Is that better? That was a little better. The thing is, whenever, whenever no one gets introduced, when he doesn't say, what's up, bitches, his intro is always, hey, what's up? Hey. Oh, really? And that's pretty much how you just did it. So I'm just, no, that's a bad thing. I like your, let's get on with this. And, uh, in the other seats, if you guys haven't seen it already, is Mr. Nick Henderson. I'm sitting on a couch. In a couch, that's fine.

That's why I like cocktail buying, because I can do that.

I can actually sit here in my underwear and record a podcast.

Do you, are you a, are you a tidy whitey's type kind of guy, or you were more of a speedo kind of dude?

I'm actually the one right in between on the, what do you call them? Boxer briefs.

I could not wear that in my life. Could not do it. And I'll tell you why. Because when I was, when I was younger, I was in Catholic school. And so we had gym, right? And because I went to a Catholic school, like we didn't like, proper locker rooms or anything like that, but we had our gym clothes. So you can't have, like, children, like,

you know, changing in front of other children. And especially in the Catholic school. Under the eyes of God, I mean, that would be, that'd be immoral. So, when I was a child on Wednesdays, I remember this particularly, on Wednesdays was

gym day.

So I would be forced to wear my underwear and then my gym shorts and then my uniform pants

over that.

Wow.

All right.

Three layers of pants on the entire time. And now to this. That sounds awful. It was awful. It was terrible. It's like to this day, I still hate Wednesdays because of that. And to this day, I, uh, I don't wear underwear. Oh my God. No. I, uh, I, is. Yeah. No, I don't, I don't wear underwear. Oh my God.

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